2014年1月21日火曜日

We interrupt this hiatus to talk about ... dolphins

A note to the new Ambassador from Japan:

Ms. Kennedy-san, do you think it's proper for the nation famous for feedlots, hormone injections, and other inhumanities perpetrated on innocent cattle, pigs, and chickens held in squalid captivity awaiting death to tut-tut-twitter about humane treatment of animals? Have you an opinion to share about the wolf-pack slaughters? Any comments on the absence of bees in almond orchards?

When you have solved these moral dilemmas, let us know and we will listen with deep interest.